me me me

Fat redhead usually wearing an outfit featuring some type of woodland creature.

I’m a contributor at lady blog Jezebel, the weekend editor at sexxxy lady magazine Cosmopolitan, a founding editor of the definitive/arbitrary vegan lifestyle blog Vegansaurus!, and write for lots of other places about things.

I am on Twitter, and I would very much like to write for your hilarious TV sitcom. My apologies about this redundant about page; I don’t know how to erase it.