Fat redhead usually wearing an outfit featuring some type of woodland creature.
I'm the weekend editor at sexxxy lady magazine Cosmopolitan, a contributor at lady blog Jezebel, a founding editor of the definitive/arbitrary vegan lifestyle blog Vegansaurus!, and write for lots of other places about things. (I’ve even won awards for it which I will brag about here because my parents don’t really care and I need outside validation SOS.)
I’m on Twitter, and I would very much like to write for your hilarious TV sitcom.